come now what's your name again

Over the past 76 hours or so I've heard the phrase "none of this matters in the real world" put on repeat. Sadly, I still don't know what "this" won't matter, because they were all referring to something different when they said it. Four hours to go. I'm 294 words in to a 1000 word paper on the Weimar Government and someone's eaten all of the sourcream pringles. The worlds is ending a little bit, and I spend too much time watching my nails grow, trying not to listen. I've come to the conclusion that I'm a complexly simple person. 68 days to go.